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Trigger Quote
Entering the initial gate
  • Sorry lad,
    ye aren't getting in here with that state ye'r in.
  • Woah now.
    Can't let ye in with that attire.
    This party is for
    bone-heads
    only.
  • Sorry lad,
    no skin allowed beyond this point.
    Come have a go again when ye've peeled it off.
  • Sorry laddie,
    can't let ye in.
    You're violating the dress code.
    Shed the skin and come back.
  • Sorry lad,
    ye aren't gettin in here with that state ye'r in.
    Come back when ye've lost ye'r skin.
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Staying in the initial area for a while
  • You're not on the list.
    Bugger off.
  • Get out of here,
    sour-face.
  • Yer still ere?
    Either peel it,
    or beat it.
  • Scram!
    Ye're not invited!
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Walking past the Bouncer
  • *HOHOHO*
    WE'RE DOING IT THE SOLID WAY THEN!
    ALRIGHT!
  • ALRIGHT!
    HERE WE GO!
  • OI,
    THOSE EARS O' YOUS WORK?
    GET BACK ERE!
  • WHAT ARE YE,
    A TWO TIMING TROGLODYTE?
    YOU'RE NOT PERMITTED INTO THIS PARTY!
  • WHO DO YE THINK YE ARE,
    WISE GUY!?
    YOU.
    DO NOT!
    HAVE PERMISSION!!
    TO ENTER THIS PARTY!!!
  • Breaks over I suppose.
  • OH LOVELY!
    WE'RE DEALING WITH A MOR-OOOONNN!!!
    GET BACK HERE YE DEADBEAT!
  • ARE YE DEAF LAD?
    YE'R NOT.
    INVITED.
    TO THIS PARTY!
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Leaving the Raveyard
  • Good!
    Stay out!
  • Come back when ye've learned to read,
    ya nimwit!
  • And don't come back!
  • And stay out,
    ye frollocking fleshbag!
  • Now BEAT it!
    I don't wanna see ye again!
Trigger Quote
Chasing the player and respawning over a wall
  • YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THAT EASY,
    YE PILFERING PARASITES!
  • GET BACK 'ERE',
    YOU RAT!
  • YER A GOWK FOR RUNNING, PAL!
  • COME HERE,
    YE PILFERING SWINE!
  • YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME!?
  • YOU NEED TO VACATE THE PREMISE,
    IMMEDIATELY!
  • YOU.
    ARE VIOLATING.
    THE DRESS CODE!
  • YER NOTHING BUT A SOUR-BONED SASSONACK!
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Attacking the player
  • STAY DOWN!
  • STAY DOWN,
    IF YE KNOW WHATS BEST FOR YE!
  • DOWN YE GO!
  • EVIL SKELETON PUNCH!
  • TAKE THIS,
    YE BLOODY VERMIN!
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Closing the gates on the Bouncer
  • OPEN THE GATE!
    YE BLISTERING BARNACLES!
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Death Screen
  • Don't look so sour-faced now, lad! Ye fit right in!
  • Thank ye laddie.
    You may now,
    enjoy the party!
  • Ey!!
    Now yer followin' the dress code!