Documents/My Analog Horror Christmas Tree
Description
This document, "My Analog Horror Christmas Tree", is a satirical document that details the horrible effects of a simple Christmas tree. This document is most likely a parody of classic SCPs, with tons of redacted text, black bars, and over-the-top descriptions. This document can be found in a room with the Christmas tree in Heavy Containment.
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My Analog Horror Christmas Tree
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For now, the tip of the North Pole is to be considered lost media, and any remaining Sleighs are to be shot down as fast as possible. It is VITAL that no present's dropped from the ██████ Sleighs are to be opened by anyone, as the destruction would be indescribable.
Trivia
- This document references many different Christmas-related pop culture, which are listed below in the order of their first mention:
