Sebastian Solace/Quotes

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Trigger Quote
First Death Introduction
  • "Oh.
    Hello.
    You died.
    Whaaat a shame.
    We haven't met before,
    but hopefully you'll be able to stay alive long enough next time for me to give a proper introduction.
    Since those
    iiidiots
    up there didn't feel like telling you about which exact dangers you'd face down here,
    I've been asked to fill that role.
    Whenever you die, you'll be brought here,
    and I'll show you a document detailing what caused your
    oh
    so
    early
    demise.
    He was very specific with...
    how much, information I could share with you though.
    It's stupid,
    I know,
    his orders, not mine.
    All the documents are heavily classified,
    lots of black lines,
    [REDACTED] text,
    whole nine yards.
    The more times you die to something,
    the more black lines he lets me remove.
    Alright.
    Let me find what caused your...
    Ahhh.
    Here we go."


Trigger Quote
First Death after Meeting Sebastian
  • "Oh.
    Hello.
    You died.
    Whaaat a shame.
    We've already met
    which I find veeery impressive,
    considering its your first time down here.
    Aaanyway.
    Since those
    iiidiots
    up there didn't feel like telling you about which exact dangers you'd face down here,
    I've been asked to fill that role.
    Whenever you die, you'll be brought here,
    and I'll show you a document detailing what caused your
    oh
    so
    early
    demise.
    He was very specific with...
    how much, information I could share with you though.
    It's stupid,
    I know,
    his orders, not mine.
    All the documents are heavily classified,
    lots of black lines,
    [REDACTED] text,
    whole nine yards.
    The more times you die to something,
    the more black lines he lets me remove.
    Alright.
    Let me find what caused your...
    Ahhh.
    Here we go."


Trigger Quote
First Death after Completing Game
  • "Oh.
    Hello?
    You died?
    W-why did you come back down here?
    You've already done what they wanted of you,
    were you bored or something?
    I don't really feel like going into detail about whats gonna happen here since,
    apparently,
    you already know how to counter most of the threats here,
    or maybe you just got really,
    REALLY lucky for a first timer,
    but I doubt that.
    Alright.
    Let me find what caused your...
    Ah.
    Here we go."


Trigger Quote
First Death Conclusion
  • "Oh, and uhhh,
    one more thing before I forget.
    The next time you inevitably fail, and get sent back down again,
    you'll have the opportunity to stock up on some useful supplies,
    assuming you have funds for it of course.
    I've
    been forced to
    set up a system that'll allow you to order supplies whilst you are still aboard the submarine,
    all of which will be conveniently awaiting you in a crate at its destination.
    I,
    optimistically
    look forward to your patronage,
    friend!"

Trigger Quote
General Death
  • "A-Already?"
  • "A shame to see it end like this."
  • "Back so soon?
    *Chuckle*"
  • "Back here again are we?"
  • "*Chuckle*"
  • "Here let me find the...
    There we go."
  • "*Holding back laughter*"
  • "I'll... just pretend you did that on purpose."
  • "I'll add it to the scale."
  • "I'm glad to see that Urbanshade is only sending their
    best and
    brightest."
  • "I'm
    veeery
    impressed."
  • "Let's check the index, shall we?"
  • "Let's see what you got this timmmm...
    ...mmeahh."
  • "Poor performance indeed!
    *Chuckle*"
  • "Shame."
  • "Sucks to suck."
  • "That's just embarrassing..."
  • "What happened?!?"
  • "What was it this time?"
  • "You know,
    I was betting on you lasting longer than this...
    You
    owe me..."
  • "You know the drill by now, don't ya?"
  • "You'll get used to it."
  • "You really suck at this, huh?"
  • "Seems like you're gonna be...
    Sleepin with da fishes!"
  • "Seems like you're gonna be...
    Sleepin with da fishes..."
  • "Yeah, yeah.
    Hold on, hold on...
    Where is it...
    Here we go."
  • "A pity."


Trigger Quote
Death After Reviving
  • "A-already?"
  • "Brought back just to squander it again."
  • "Welcome back, friend!
    *Chuckle*"
  • "What a waste..."


Trigger Quote
Ridge Death
  • "Don't worry,
    surely you'll make it next time!"
  • "Dying during the finale.
    Very impressive!"
  • "So close,
    soooooo close!"
  • "Soooo close
    you nearly had it!"
  • "Surviving all of that,
    just to falter at the end!"
  • "Womp, womp!"
  • "And you were just
    ONE
    ROOM
    AWAY!
    totally"

Trigger Quote
Angler Death
  • "Just stay out of sight!
    It's not that hard."
  • "Maybe try hiding from the
    BIG
    BAD
    monster next time,
    yeah?"
  • "Pay attention to the lights and you'll be fine."
  • "That one seemed to be in a rush.
    Should've gotten out of its way."
  • "The Iron Lung treatment, huh?"
  • "This ones fast,
    make sure you're out of sight whenever it passes through."
  • "Out of sight, out of mind.
    wink wink
    nudge nudge"
  • "You'll get the hang of that one eventually."


Trigger Quote
Any Angler Variant Death
  • "That one seemed a bit different than usual.
    *Heh*
    Wonder what's up with that."
  • "That one seemed a bit different than usual.
    Wonder what's up with that."


Trigger Quote
Chainsmoker Death
  • "Green smoke...
    Now where have I seen that before?"
  • "You should wait a bit longer.
    That one likes to take its time."


Trigger Quote
Pinkie Death
  • "Maybe keep your ears open next time,
    she is incredibly easy to distinguish from the others,
    surely!"


Trigger Quote
Eyefestation Death
  • "Just don't look at the big eye and you'll be fine.
    I know its kinda forcing you to,
    but still."
  • "That wasn't exactly a staring contest,
    wh-what were you doing?"
  • "The concept is
    baffling..."
  • "Why didn't you just look away?"


Trigger Quote
Good People Death
  • "Try knocking first.
    *Chuckle*"
  • "Slow down a bit, you're not on a timer.
    Probably.
    *Chuckle*"
  • "Maybe double check next time before just opening random doors."
  • "Maybe don't be in such a hurry next time?"
  • "That was no ordinary door.
    Pay attention next time."


Trigger Quote
Pandemonium Death
  • "Be prepared next time, it'll be back."
  • "Caught you off-guard?"
  • "Did that catch you by surpriiise?"
  • "That guy is super impatient and gives up easily,
    You'll get it eventually."


Trigger Quote
Puddles of Void-Mass Death
  • "Seems like that locker was already occcupied."
  • "Someone should put a wet floor sign there.
    *Chuckle*    "
  • "Try to pay attention next time."
  • "Yeah, I'm sure the locker with
    audible breathing
    is the perfect place to hide."


Trigger Quote
Puddles of Void-Mass Death (Multiplayer)
  • "I think your teammates left you behind on purpose.
    Just saying."
  • "So much for teamwork,
    am I right?"
  • "Wow, your teammates suck."
  • "You should look into getting new friends."


Trigger Quote
Mr. Lopee Death
  • "Alright, what was it thi-
    ooooh.
    Hmm, uhhmm,
    I can't show you that document.
    Don't get left behind next time, yeah?"
  • "Lets see what go- oooh
    uhh, yeah,     he won't let me show you that.
    Need to leave you in the dark for this one.
    Sorry."


Trigger Quote
Searchlights Death
  • "A tactic I'd recommend is to stay on its tail,
    It can't exactly do a 180 up there."
  • "A tactic I would recommend is to stay on its tail.
    It can't exactly do a 180 up there."
  • "I don't think they expect you to rush this.
    Take as much time and repair the equipment when its safe to do so."
  • "I'd recommend 'following in its footsteps' so to speak."
  • "Just stay out of its spotlights and you'll be fine."
  • "Try to stay at the opposite side of the room, maybe?"


Trigger Quote
Sebastian Solace
  • "I
    warned
    you...


Trigger Quote
The Multi-Monster Death
  • "*Chuckle*"
  • "Hmm... dejá vu..."
  • "Surely you know who that is by now,
    Surely!"


Trigger Quote
Squiddles Death
  • "Whats your obsession with shining lights in random things faces?"
  • "You wouldn't like someone sticking a flashlight in your face either,
    you know."
  • "You could've turned your light off and you'd have been fine,
    You know that, right?"
  • "Sure, let's shine light directly in someone's face,
    I'm sure THAT'LL end well."


Trigger Quote
Wall Dwellers Death
  • "IDIOTS!!!
    BEHIND YOU!!!
    How do I subtitle this?."
  • "Turn.
    Around."
  • "OH MY GOD IT IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!
    idiot."
  • "Watch your back next time,
    alright?"
  • "Your footsteps are not your own."
  • "Wasn't expecting that one,
    huuh?"


Trigger Quote
Environmental Hazards Death
  • "*Chuckle*
    It'd be funny...
    if it wasn't so sad."
  • "I didn't exactly have the highest expectations for you,
    But this?
    You died to this?"
  • "I'll just pretend you did that on purpose."
  • "You really suck at this, huh?"
  • "OOOOOOOH
    IS THERE FIRE DAMAGE?
    IS THERE FALL DAMAGE?
    Oooooh."
  • "Out of everything down here?"
  • "Of all the things?"


Trigger Quote
Parasites Death
  • "How hard is it to just not swim off the beaten path?"
  • "What good exploring out of bounds did you there?"
  • "Death by a thousand bites."


Trigger Quote
Prisoner Diving Gear Death
  • "*Chuckle*
    I heard your head pop,
    All the way from here."
  • "Curiosity killed the cat it seems."
  • "Following basic instructions must be
    soooo
    haaard.
    I get it, I
    reaaally
    do    !"
  • "I don't recommend defying them again.
    At least, not until you find a way to scramble their connection."
  • "You know the beeping emitting from your diving gear is
    BAD
    right?"
  • "The point was to let-
    you know what,
    nevermind."
  • "I don't think that was a good time to be glamorized by the music."


Trigger Quote
Trenchbleeder Death
  • "My condolences to the poor schmuck,
    who has to scrape your smear off that thing's foot."


Trigger Quote
Turrets Death
  • "Wh-what we're you doing?
    we're you trying to catch the bullets or something?"
  • "I'm sure,
    good ol Painter is very thankful,
    for you volunteering as target practise."
  • "We here at Urbanshade
    THANK YOU
    for participating in the 'Turret Accuracy Test'.
    The results have been very informative!"

Trigger Quote
Vent Opening
  • "Got something for ya,
    come here."
  • "Hey friend,
    over here."
  • "Hey,
    over here!"
  • "In here!"
  • "Need to stock up?"
  • "*Psst*
    Over here!"
  • "Running low on supplies?"


Trigger Quote
First Visit to Sebastian's Shop
  • "Welcome,
    welcome!
    Don't be afraid,
    i'm not gonna hurt you,
    despite what you have seen,
    heard,
    and/or been told.
    My name is Sebastian.
    your only friend.
    If im correct,
    your supervisors have told you to secure
    'loose assets'.
    Documents, vials, whatever.
    However,
    if I can make it worth your while,
    i'm gonna ask you to cut a deal.
    You give me any research you might have on you,
    and i'll give you some of these items ive scavenged.
    Here,
    you can just, pick it off my tail.
    These would be far more useful to you, compared to some
    'silly data', no?
    If you don't ask questions,
    I won't either.
    You get yours,
    and I get mine.
    And if you already have anything that might be running low on juice,
    you can buy batteries on the table next to me.
    Whenever you wanna get going,
    the keycard to the next zone is by the radio.
    Free of charge!
    No strings attached~"


Trigger Quote
Visiting Sebastian's Shop with a New Player
  • "Oh, hey,
    i'll make this quick considering your friends have already met me before.
    Names Sebastian,
    and I am just a local,
    selling his wares,
    in exchange for any research you probably stumbled upon already before getting here.
    Simple enough, right?
    Items are on my tail,
    batteries on the desk next to me,
    and the keycards on the table beside the radio.    "


Trigger Quote
Visiting Sebastian's Shop
  • "Come take a look, somethings bound to catch your eye!
    Could be yours,
    for a small fee."
  • "It's good to see you again!"
  • "I just had a feeling it'd be you!
    Welcome back."
  • "Got a selection of good things on sale,
    friend!"
  • "Looking to trade?
    You'll give me any research you might have on you,
    and I'll give you some of the items I've scavenged."
  • "Oh hi!
    Get this,
    I found your corpse a bit ago,
    great haul,
    lots of goodies to pillage.
    Took your items,
    replaced the batteries,
    good as new!
    Don't worry,
    you can have it back.
    For a price of course..."
  • "Ahhh!
    The one who just
    CANNOT
    keep their coffin shut.
    Welcome back."
  • "Welcome back, friend!"
  • "Welcome!
    Got some things you might find useful on your endeavour.
    For a price, obviously."
  • "You know the drill by now, don't ya?"
  • "You know the drill by now, yeah?"
  • "*Eugh*
    For the love of god.
    Heyy!!!
    Welcome!!!"
  • "*Eugh*
    It's you...
    I'm joking!
    Welcome back!"


Trigger Quote
Leaving Sebastian's Shop
  • "Always be positive, and look at the bright side of life.
    I won't but you guys should."
  • "Bye."
  • "Goodbye."
  • "Good luck out there!"
  • "See ya!"
  • "See ya."
  • "Stay safe!"
  • "Till next we meet!"
  • "Try not to ruin the merchandise, yeah?"
  • "Try not to die, yeah?"
  • "*Chuckles*
    See you real soon."
  • "See you next run!"
  • "Be careful now."


Trigger Quote
Leaving Sebastian's Shop Without Buying Anything
  • "*Groan*"
  • "Next time, BUY something!"
  • "Yea, you're DEFINITELY gonna regret that one."
  • "You won't last long, you know."
  • "Suit yourself."
  • "You won't make it far, you know."


Trigger Quote
Leaving Sebastian's Shop Without the Keycard
  • "Hey, uh,
    keycards on the table..."
  • "I think you're forgetting something?
    On the table."
  • "Keycards on the table by the way, should probably grab that before you leave."


Trigger Quote
Re-entering Sebastian's Shop
  • "Forget something?"
  • "Hey."
  • "Hi again."
  • "It's you."
  • "Oh, welcome back."
  • "Ohhh...
    You're back...
    Lovely.


Trigger Quote
Re-entering Sebastian's Shop for the Third Time
  • "Are you stupid or something!?"
  • "Don't you have something else you should be doing right now?"
  • "GET
    OUT!!!    "
  • "GET OUT!!!"
  • "Get, OUT!!!"
  • "Seriously?
    Don't you have something better to do?"
  • "Stop,
    just,
    st-stop."
  • "Stop,
    just
    stop!."
  • "What the hell are you doing!?"
  • "Yeah, alright, you're very funny!
    Get outta here!"
  • "You
    REALLY
    need to get going, man..."
  • "You should
    REALLY get going,
    "friend.""
  • "You should get going,
    they'll start to suspect something if they've lost your location for too long."
  • "*Eugh*
    For the love of god.
    Heyy!!!
    Welcome!!!"
  • "If I were them, I would have
    detonated
    your diving gear,
    ages
    ago."


Trigger Quote
Entering the Next Room Using a Code Breacher
  • "Seems like a waste, but
    suuuuure."
  • "You know that keycard is right...
    Whatever,
    you do you."


Trigger Quote
Passing by Sebastian's Shop Without Entering
  • "Don't even wanna say hi?
    Rude."
  • "Not gonna even come in and say hi?"
  • "Where are you going?
    I don't bite."


Trigger Quote
Entering the Next Room Without Entering Sebastian's Shop
  • "Oh.
    Alright.
    Byee."
  • "Okay,
    wow,
    someone is in a hurry.
    Good luuuck."


Trigger Quote
Using the Flash Beacon on Sebastian
  • "*Chueearuh*
    Don't.
    Do that.
    Again.     "
  • "*GAUHGH*
    Don't.
    Do that.
    Again.     "


Trigger Quote
Using the Flash Beacon on Sebastian a Second Time
  • "*Chueearuh*"
  • "*GEURH*"
  • "*GAUHGH*"


Trigger Quote
Sebastian after he kills you in the death screen
  • "I warned you..."


Trigger Quote
Witnessing Sebastian Kill Someone
  • "One less pawn."
  • "STOP
    RIGHT
    NOW!!!!
    hopefully the
    REST OF YOU
    will mind your manners.
  • "They deserved it!
    And frankly?
    So do the rest of you.    "
  • "Weak!"
  • "You are all vermin."
  • "Insulent vermin."
  • "Who's next?!
    Anyone?!
    Yeah.
    Thought so.    "
  • "You are all pathetic."
  • "If I wasn't forced to work with you,
    I'd have kill
    ALL of you myself yesterday!    "
  • "I suggest the REST of you start cleaning up your act.
    If you don't wanna end up like your little friend here, that is.    "


Trigger Quote
Teleported by Mr. Lopee
  • "Ooooh,
    my wife
    HATES
    that guy!
    Oh well,
    see you soon."
  • "Aaand
    thats all the time we have today.
    Hopefully this doesn't kill you."
  • "Aaand
    that about wraps up our meeting for today.
    See you soon."


Trigger Quote
When a Node Monster passes by
  • "So noisy..."
  • "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED,
    I THINK AN ENTITY JUST TRIED TO ATTACK US.
    *laughter*"
  • "Whoa!!!
    Did you hear that???
    What was that???"
  • "At least you're safe in here with me,
    I'm joking.
    you're not."
  • "Never a dull moment down here..."
Trigger Quote
Getting pushed off of Sebastian
  • "Mind the personal space!"
  • "Get off!"
  • "Don't
    touch me."
  • "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!"
  • "DON'T
    TOUCH ME!!!!!
    WHAT IS THERE NOT TO UNDERSTAND?"
  • "GET OFF!"
  • "HANDS OFF ME!!!!!"
Trigger Quote
Eating Wall Dweller Flesh in front of Sebastian
  • "You.
    are.
    disgusting."
  • "It's a
    acquired taste..."
  • "Mmmmmmm
    Delicioussss.    "
  • "You gonna finish that?"

Trigger Quote
Purchasing Items
  • "*Chuckle*"
  • "*Chuckle*
    Thank you!"
  • "Excellent choice."
  • "I saw you eyeing that one."
  • "*Heh*,
    what do you need THAT for?"
  • "May it help you in your endevour."
  • "May it hopefully prolong your eventual demise.
    *Chuckle*"
  • "No refunds~"
  • "Oooh,
    that's a good pick!"
  • "Stock up while you can..."
  • "Stock up whilst you can!"
  • "Thank you!"
  • '"Wise choice."
  • "Wiiiise choice!"
  • "You've got great taste!"
  • "Ay!
    You got it, boss!"
Trigger Quote
Purchasing Batteries
  • "*Chuckle*"
  • "You sure burn through those fast,
    huh?"
Trigger Quote
Purchasing Blacklight and Hand-Cranked Flashlight
  • "There's only a limited supply of those left.
    Hope you've got a good use for it."
  • "There aren't many of those items left down here.
    Be careful with it."
  • "You don't find many of those around.
    Use it wisely."


Trigger Quote
Purchasing Gummylight
  • "Just don't shake that around in here.
    its obnoxioussss."


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Purchasing The Necrobloxicon
  • "Forbidden knowledge?
    Yeah,
    I'm sure that's in your area of expertise."
  • "Not the best choice for independent reading time,
    I'll say that much."
Trigger Quote
Buying Dweller Chunks
  • "I could sell you snake oil,
    and you'd STILL buy it."
  • "I was right!
    You really WOULD buy anything."
Trigger Quote
Purchasing Sebastian's Document
  • "Alright!
    I'll have it ready for you to read when you're at the surface again."


Trigger Quote
Attempting to Purchase Sebastian's Document Again
  • "You already have that."
  • "You've already bought that."


Trigger Quote
Purchased All Items
  • "Could I interest you in this tracking device?
    In the event that you don't make it, so I can,
    you know,
    get some of the stuff back?
    No?
    Hm."
  • "Look at you!
    All geared up for the dangers ahead."
  • "Looks like I have my scavenging work cut out for me!"
  • "May it all serve you well!"
  • "Hopefully this will all make up for your,
    aheh,
    lack of skills."
  • "Where do you even keep all that stuff?"


Trigger Quote
Attempting to Purchase an Item With a Keycard
  • "Are you stupid or something!?"
  • "Are you stupid or something?"
  • "What are you doing?"
  • "What the hell are you doing!?"
  • "Why are you doing that!?"
  • "Why are you doing that?"


Trigger Quote
Attempting to Purchase an Item Without Enough Research
  • "Hey,
    I can't just be giving this away now."
  • "If only you had enough..."
  • "Sorry friend,
    I don't give credit.
    Come back when you're a little,
    mmmmmmmmm,
    richerrr.
  • "This isn't a charity!"
  • "This stuff isn't free,
    you know."
  • "Unfortunately,
    it seems you can't afford that."
  • "Yeahhhh, no,
    not happening."
  • "You can't afford that,
    maybe you could buy something else?"
  • "You shoulda scavenged more..."


Trigger Quote
Attempting to Purchase an Item Without Space
  • "And where exactly would you put that?
    Yeah,
    thought so."
  • "I don't think there'd be room for more of those."
  • "I don't think you can carry anymore of those."
  • "Where exactly are you planning to store that?"


Trigger Quote
Purchasing an Item After Using the Flash Beacon
  • "*Groan*"

Trigger Quote
Dead Drops Dialogue
  • "Do me a favour:
    Don't make my effort getting you this be for naught."
  • "Don't waste it."
  • "Do you know how RISKY it is for me to GET THIS for you!?
    So ungrateful!"
  • "Getting SERIOUS now,
    are we?"
  • "Glad to provide my...
    Services..."
  • "I should charge them more for this..."
  • "I should charge you more for this."
  • "It won't help you..."
  • "Lets set one thing straight:
    I am not your little
    BUDDY,
    alright?"
  • "Look at me!
    Sticking my NECK out for you like this!"
  • "*Sigh*
    I should charge you more for this."
  • "Special deliveryyy...
    Just for youuu...    "
  • "You are
    SOOOOO,
    LAAAAAAZYYYYY!    "
  • "You OWE me!"
  • "You are WASTING money!"
  • "You OWE me!
    BIG TIME!"
  • "With the perfomance i've seen from you so far...
    *Hmmm*
    I'd totally understand why you'd do this."
  • "You are
    WASTING.
    YOUR.
    MONEY."
  • "Honestly?
    At the rate your going?
    You're gonna need it."


Trigger Quote
Stealing a Classified Document
  • "I'll be taking that!"
  • "Don't mind if I do!"
  • "Sorry!
    Confidential!~"
  • "Yyyyoink!"


Trigger Quote
Reviving
  • "Back into the fray."
  • "*back into ze fray*
    alright, sorry
    *Clears throat*"
  • "Did that run end too soon?"
  • "Not satisfied with that run?
    Alright."
  • "You really wanna get back in there?
    Alright..."


Trigger Quote
Buying Ferryman Tokens
  • "Don't waste it."
  • "Getting SERIOUS now,
    are we?"
  • "Heh,
    what do you need THAT for?"
  • "It won't help you..."
  • "I should've charged you more for this."
  • "No refunds."
  • "You are
    SOOOOO,
    LAAAAAAZYYYYY!    "
  • "Let's hope the buyer's remorse doesn't kick in,
    use it wisely."
  • "No regrets!"
  • "Yikes..."


Trigger Quote
Leaving Submarine Bay
  • "Good luck out there!"
Trigger Quote
Leaving Hadal Blacksite
  • "Goodbye."


Trigger Quote
Waiting in Submarine Bay
  • "Here's a bright idea! How about you send your highly trained operatives instead? I'd appreciate the challenge."
  • "You can't keep me down here forever."
  • "Notice to the janitorial staff, the body parts of the previous operatives sent after me can currently be found... to my left, above me, in the next room over, and... in allll of the drawers behind me!"
  • "Hey morons! Come down here and get your precious trash yourselves!"

Trigger Quote
Flashing Sebastian with the Flash Beacon
  • "GET OUT!!!"
  • "GET
    OUT!!!    "
  • "Get, OUT!!!"
  • "I'm surprised they haven't
    detonated
    your diving gear yet, considering you act like
    this."
  • "FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!!"


Trigger Quote
Visiting Sebastian's Shop
  • "Awwww, the scrunkly!
    Inaudible Glee"
  • "Hey bestie!!! :3 :3 :3"
  • "Hey oomfie!!! :3 :3 :3"

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