User:Hello ThereYTguy

If you wish to contact me for whatever reason, ping Hello_ThereYTguy on the Pressure Discord.
I'm the reason Z-1 is the Let Vand zone and the crystal is Z-2.
I also wrote the "Aftermath" section on the timeline page.
Zeal you should let me write some lore.

G Designated Document Informational

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Designation:

Status:

Danger Class:

Containment Class:

Expense Class:

Profit Class:

Utility Class:

Containment Protocol:

Description:

Document Format Explanation

Designation

The designation is the official name given to an anomaly. It always contains a "G-", followed by a sequence of digits in order to properly document the entity in order of discovery.

Status

The status section must give the general status of the anomaly.
The status is separated into 4 different categories:

Anomalous: The entity currently has anomalous attributes.

Explained: The entity was thought to be anomalous, but has been explained.

Neutralised: The entity has lost all anomalous properties that it once had.

Destroyed: The entity has been not only neutralised, but destroyed.

Danger Class

The danger class explains how much of a threat the anomaly is if containment is breached.
The danger class is recorded using 5 different categories:

Armageddon: The entity is capable of causing a cataclysmic or world-ending event.

Massacre: The entity is capable of easily killing countless lifeforms.

Intermediate: The entity is harmful if encountered and at least somewhat difficult to avoid.

Slight: The entity is either not very harmful or easy to avoid.

Harmless: The entity would not be able to cause any damage if uncontained.

Containment Class

The containment class shows how difficult an entity is to contain.
The containment class is shown using 5 different categories:

Impossible: The entity is practically impossible to contain.

Difficult: The entity requires complex procedures and/or mechanisms to be contained, and containment is typically unreliable.

Standard: The entity requires slightly complex procedures and/or mechanisms to be contained, and containment is usually effective.

Simple: The entity can be contained using simple procedures and/or mechanisms.

Easy: The entity can be contained by simply being left alone.

Expense Class

The expense class details how costly it is to contain the entity.
The expense class is detailed using 5 categories:

Outrageous: The entity requires unrealistic amounts of money to be contained, typically resulting in lacklustre or no containment.

Extreme: The entity requires high funds to be contained.

Affordable: The entity requires a notable amount of money to be contained.

Cheap: The entity requires a negligible amount of currency to be contained.

Costless: The entity requires practically no funds to be contained.

Profit Class

The profit class explains how profitable an entity is in terms of creating products.
The profit class is classified using 5 categories:

Invaluable: The entity is capable of producing incredible funds, being considered a necessity.

Valuable: The entity can produce large sums of money.

Profitable: The entity can result in notable amounts of currency.

Negligible: The entity produces small amounts of money.

Worthless: The entity creates no funds.

Utility Class

The utility class specifies how usable the entity is. The utility class is explained using 5 categories:

Necessary: The entity is extremely useful and is considered a necessity due to its importance.

Advantageous: The entity is very useful and typically has multiple uses.

Beneficial: The entity is typically used regularly.

Applicable: The entity has some niche uses.

Unusable: The entity cannot be used.

Containment Protocol

The containment protocol section must give an explanation of the procedures and engineering used in order to contain or conceal an entity.

Description

The description must contain a detailed explanation of the anomalous properties and visual descriptors of the entity. It may also include a backstory of the entity and any other additional pieces of information about it.

G-3237 "Lore Channel" Document (Unserious)

Designation: G-3237

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Harmless

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Costless

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: G-3237 is to be monitored by at least one operative at all times. No further containment procedures have been deemed necessary as nobody genuinely believes it is anomalous. Therefore, it has simply been left mostly alone in the "Urbanshade: Hadal Division" Discord server.

Description: G-3237 is a channel named "loooooooore" in the "Urbanshade: Hadal Division" Discord server. This channel has the anomalous property to attract certain individuals who are referred to as an instance of G-3237-1-A. G-3237-1-A instances gravitate towards this channel and typically engage in discussion about the lore of the Roblox game "Pressure". At the end of a conversation, the G-3237-1-A instance will either leave the channel and lose their designation, or will become an instance of G-3237-1-B, who will be permanently drawn to the channel. Over time, G-3237-1-B instances will learn more about the lore, and once they learn most or all the lore, they change behavioural patterns once more. These instances tend to try and explain the lore to other newcomers now and pull them into G-3237. These special instances are referred to as G-3237-1-C, and are deceptively dangerous. It is to be noted that sometimes G-3237 can experience a G-3237-Nolore event, which is where the G-3237-1 instances have no lore left to discuss and speak about other things instead. On rare occasions this can cause them to leave G-3237 temporarily.

Addendum: G-3237-A

On October 4th, a new designation, G-3237-1-D, has been discovered. This designation appears to be simply cosmetic, and has been granted to the user "Hello_ThereYTguy" due to their work writing the G designated documents, including the G-3237 file which was placed in the "pinned-art" channel in the wider server.

Incident Reports

Incident Report: G-3237-1-1

On ██/08/2024, multiple instances of G-3237-1-C encountered an instance of G-3237-1-A, who described an incident where their friend encountered a "flesh baby" image in the game Pressure, which supposedly spoke to them in red text. The G-3237-1-C instances were intrigued by this discovery, and attempted to investigate more, however, the further they dug deeper the more they realised this was simply a misunderstanding and that the flesh baby didn't actually exist. Despite this, the flesh baby slowly worked its way into G-3237 culture as an inside joke, even becoming a "deity" inside G-3237. Despite this, one G-3237-1-C instance, "swimmingokto3", continues to reject the flesh baby, however this has not stopped the rest of the G-3237-1 instances, especially "Hello_ThereYTguy" from advocating for Zeal, the main developer of Pressure, to add the flesh baby into the Pressure lore.

Incident Report: G-3237-1-2

Between the dates of ██/08/2024 and 1/09/2024, the present G-3237-1 population experienced an unusual event. Amidst a severe G-3237-Nolore event, many inhabitants of G-3237 moved from G-3237 to the "headcanon thread" channel. They proceeded to interact with the users of the channel and made jokes about their headcanons, and after approximately ██ minutes they returned back to G-3237 and the G-3237-Nolore event continued.

Incident Report: G-3237-1-3

On 1/09/2024, approximately ██ minutes after the end of incident G-3237-1-2, G-3237-1-C instance "tonythrgh" said "Who is Zeal?". G-3237-1-C instance "teajai" replied to them with the same words, and G-3237-1-C instance "swimmingokto3" said the same thing. ██ other instances, including G-3237-1-C instance "Hello_ThereYTguy" said the exact same words, and many other proceeded to react with emoticons spelling "ZEAL" on every message. This incident ended in approximately ██ minutes and returned to a seemingly normal G-3237-Nolore event, however, the inhabitants of G-3237 would sometimes still say "Who is Zeal?". As well as this, "Who is Zeal?" became an inside joke in G-3237.

Incident Report: G-3237-1-4

On ██/09/2024, an instance of G-3237-1-A began saying that Z-2 (Z-1 at the time) is the cause of all anomalies in the Let-Vand

=== zone. The present G-3237-1-C population then proceeded to disprove this theory, but the G-3237-1-A kept arguing that their theory is correct. Eventually, the incident ended as the G-3237-1-A instance left G-3237. Although, it is to be noted that this instance returned a few times after this point, and they still hold firm on their stance.

Incident Report: G-3237-1-5

On 04/09/2024, multiple G-3237-1 instances ended up in the "Upcoming Monsters" forum in order to discuss a recently made model by Zeal. Zeal then appeared to tell them that their guesses were wrong, but G-3237-1-C instance Teajai then showed screenshots of a hidden conversation between Zeal and others about the plans for the use of the model. Zeal then decided that it is necessary to delete the forum, but before this, he entered into a discussion with the G-3237-1 instances. G-3237-1-C instance Hello_ThereYTguy asked Zeal if he could give the Let-Vand zone an anomalous designation, and Zeal agreed, saying that he will probably make it Z-2. Zeal then talked about how up until approximately Z-50, the anomalies are numbered in order of importance to Urbanshade. This caused a realisation in Zeal and he decided to announce that he is renaming Z-1, the crystal to Z-2. However, although implied, Zeal technically didn't change the planned Let-Vand zone designation from Z-2, resulting in the creation of the "Schrödinger's Z-2" inside joke in G-3237, this being that until further documents are released, both the Let-Vand zone and the crystal are Z-2.

Incident Report: G-3237-1-6

On October 4th, 2024, G-3237-1-C instance "teajai" came up with the idea of getting the first section of the original draft for the G-3237 document pinned in the "pinned-art" channel. Many G-3237-1 instances contributed to the effort, especially G-3237-1-C instance "illumnatias" who gathered many individuals to react to the message with a star emoji.

After multiple hours, the message finally reached 40 stars, and became the first message from G-3237 to be recorded as pinned art in the wider server. G-3237-1-C instance "Hello_ThereYTguy" then made a prophecy that once the art reached a total of 100 stars, G-3237-1-D would appear.

Once the message reached 100 stars that same day, a vote was held and Hello_ThereYTguy was crowned G-3237-1-D. October 4th was marked as a momentous day in the history of G-3237, and the 4th was marked as a monthly celebration day for G-3237-1 instances.

Informational Guides

Flesh Baby Informational Guide

An artistic rendition of the Flesh Baby (Drawn by the discoverer)

The flesh baby originated from incident G-3237-1-1. It then slowly became an inside joke in G-3237 and even became the deity of G-3237. Many G-3237-1 instances have also advocated for Zeal to add the flesh baby to Pressure. The original idea for flesh baby was that it was the soul of Lucy, who is Mr Shade's stillborn daughter. However, seeing as it would be unlikely for this to be added to the lore, Hello_ThereYTguy developed a new idea as to how it could be added to the game. The idea is that there was a cult of people who worshipped flesh, due it being viewed as a "pure" form of matter. This cult grew in strength over the 1600s and created Z-96, the Mask of Sadness, which would serve as a catalyst in order to create the "perfect being". On September 2nd 1666, the cult would swap out the regular comedy masks at a theatre in London with Z-96, which was then worn by an actor present. The entire cult was present in the audience as this was considered a sacred ritual, however, Z-96 refused to obey the cult and proceeded to then go on a rampage and absorb most people present, including the vast majority of the cultists. After rampaging across London and causing the Great Fire of London, Z-96's flesh body was burnt to ashes, which by extension killed most of the cult members. However, a few surviving cultists slowly rebuilt their cult over the following centuries, until in late 2024 they performed an experiment, which resulted in the creation of the flesh baby.

Z-1 and Z-2 Informational Guide

G-1043-1: An antique gramophone of unknown origin.
G-1043-2: A vinyl disc which plays the song "Were you foolin" by Joey Nash, Richard Himber & his orchestra.
G-1043-3: An antique drawer made by ███ █████████.

G-1043 was discovered on May 25th, 1953 when police were made aware of 3 deaths at a household in ███████, Michigan. When police arrived they were met with 23 year old Michael ██████████████ who told them that his parents and older brother had suddenly started bleeding from the ears and proceeded to collapse to the floor. When police investigated the house, they found 3 corpses in the living room beside a shelf with a gramophone on top of it, still playing a song.

After investigations were concluded, the police were notified that Michael had died during interrogation after blood started coming out of his ears. All people present at the crime scene also reported constantly hearing the song "Were you foolin", even though no music players were present. Within 48 hours, all people who were present at the crime scene were dead.

After an Urbanshade agent in the police force heard about these reports, he reported this information to his superiors at Urbanshade and they hastily created a cover-up story to explain all these deaths. Urbanshade operatives were also sent to retrieve G-1043, which by this point had stopped playing music. Operatives then proceeded to take G-1043-1 and G-1043-2 with them, but once transportation had began, G-1043-1 started playing a deafening screech which killed every operative present within 30 seconds. As well as this, ██ bystanders were killed.

The overseer team in charge of the operation decided G-1043 was not worth the hassle, and ordered nearby agents to bomb the van G-1043 was residing in. 3 Urbanshade operatives outfitted with ear protection gear and grenades arrived 7 minutes later, and they proceeded to throw a grenade at the van from a distance of 20 metres. Upon detonation, the screeching sound stopped and operatives went to investigate, however, G-1043-1 and G-1043-2 were both found completely unscathed in the wreckage. The team overseers ordered the operatives to return the items to their original location and await assistance, which they did.

Upon searching the house, one of the operatives found a letter stated to be from ███ █████████. The letter read: "Hello dear friend, I have brought you a gift to celebrate our partnership. I bought this gramophone and disc from this remarkable vendor, and I thought I would make you a drawer to go along with it! Just be sure not to separate them, yeah?" The team then attempted transportation of the 2 objects along with G-1043-3, which worked without incident.

After various experiments, Urbanshade has discovered a few things about this anomaly. If G-1043-2 is inserted and played on G-1043-1, anyone who hears the song will slowly suffer from multiple anomalous effects, such as hearing the song even after it is turned off as well as nausea. Then, depending on how long the exposure was, the subject will proceed to bleed from the ears then subsequently die of heart failure anywhere between 7 days and 11 minutes from initial exposure.

None of the G-1043 instances are to be taken over 5 metres away from each other, otherwise G-1043-1 will begin screeching loudly, and anybody who hears this sound will suffer the same side effects as when G-1043-2 is played on it, but at an extremely increased rate.

G-1043 objects must also remain clean, as if too much dust or dirt is collected on even one of them, G-1043-1 will also begin making a screeching noise. It is to be noted that on both instances that this noise happens, the volume of this noise slowly increases with no knowledge of a limit, which makes it even more imperative that G-1043 is kept clean and together.

G-967 "O' Death" Document

Designation: G-967

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Containment Class: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Expense Class: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Profit Class: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Utility Class: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Containment Protocol: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Description: [ORIGINAL TEXT REMOVED] "Death, O' Death, glorious King. Inescapable yet incomprehensible. Puny minds attempt to justify and find reason in your appearance, to find a cause for your existence. They try to cower from reality by believing in a method that truly is null. The truth: You appear where you please. Do as you please. Spread suffering to all, some sooner, some later, but no matter how long they hide, how long they combat you, in the end it is all in vain."

G-699 "Timeless Burial Chamber" Document

Designation: G-699

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Slight

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Costless

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: Site 699 has been built surrounding G-699. An armed guard is to be posted at the door to the chamber of G-699 at all times.

Description: G-699 is a large ancient burial chamber built inside of a cave in █████, Wales, covered by a roughly circular slab of stone which acts as a door of sorts. Inside the chamber are multiple human skeletons from varying time periods. The oldest dated skeleton in the chamber is roughly 10000 years old, and the newest skeleton still had rotting flesh on it, and was dated to have been dead for roughly 5 years.

When an individual enters G-699, nothing unusual appears to happen. However, when this individual, referred to as G-699-1, falls asleep, they will wake up back inside of G-699. As well as this, time rewinds back to when they first stepped foot into the chamber. This cycle repeats indefinitely, with only the G-699-1 instance having any memory of the past timelines. The only known way to end this cycle is to die inside of G-699, as dying anywhere else will also continue the cycle.

G-580 "Light of the False Sun" Document

Designation: G-580

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Massacre

Containment Class: Impossible

Expense Class: Affordable

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: During a "False Sun" protocol, the nearest Mobile Task Force with the "Helios" designation should immediately respond to the location and set up an exclusion zone, blocking anyone from being able to view the light or make contact with its rays.

Description: G-580 is a phenomenon where a bright light, similar in brightness to the Sun when viewed from Earth, appears in the sky above a seemingly randomised location. There is no known way to predict when or where this light will appear, so Mobile Task Force Units specialising in fulfilling the False Sun protocol are scattered around the globe near populated areas.

During a G-580 manifestation, all individuals who see this light or make contact with its rays will begin to travel towards it, as if they were hypnotised by it. These individuals, designated G-580-1, are to be considered lost, as the manifestation of G-580 will not end until every G-580-1 instance completes the "False Sun Worship" procedure.

Once every instance of G-580-1 reaches its destination, that being directly under the false sun, they will arrange themselves in a circular formation and proceed to stare at the light whilst chanting incantations in an unknown language and praying. Any new G-580-1 instances that appear will also join the formation. Every G-580-1 instance will continue doing this without stopping, their eyes burning until they all die of exhaustion.

G-444 "The Torture TV" Document

Designation: G-444

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Slight

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Costless

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Applicable

Containment Protocol: G-444 is to be kept inside of a standard 10 stud x 10 stud x 10 stud containment room at all times. Every day at 12:00, an LR-P is to be randomly selected and brought to G-444. The LR-P is then to switch the channel on the TV, and the LR-P who was previously in the TV is to be brought back to standard duties.

Description: G-444 resembles a stereotypical television from the 1980s, however when turned on, a live broadcast from an unknown location will play, showing 5 hooded figures torturing a human being. The TV has a button on it to switch channels, and if you do, you will swap places with the human in the TV.

G-444 was first discovered when a child called the police to tell them that their dad was "stuck in the TV and being hurt". The police, although confused, sent forces to the house and were let inside. Upon entering, they found G-444 with the callers dad being the current victim. One of the police officers attempted to switch channels out of curiosity, and proceeded to switch places with the dad. Another officer told his colleagues to report this to the chief of police, and to not switch places with him. The officer then proceeded to press the button on the TV and swapped places with the previous officer.

G-444 was then reported to the chief, who luckily was an undercover Urbanshade agent. They then called in reinforcements from Urbanshade and managed to detain everyone who knew about this incident. At the same time, a squad of Urbanshade field agents was sent with an LR-P to retrieve G-444, and upon arrival they made the LR-P get into the TV, then proceeded to detain the officer who was previously inside, and brought G-444 to the nearest Urbanshade site.

Despite being an obvious risk to security, the witnesses of this event were all spared as per request of the agent who worked as chief of police. They were very popular in Urbanshade and high command decided to let the witnesses live, as they all were seemingly cooperative in not telling anybody about these events. Of course, Urbanshade agents are to watch over these individuals 24/7.

Also as per the request of the chief of police, the LR-Ps tasked with being inside G-444 are rotated around daily, as they considered this too inhumane even by Urbanshade's standards. Since there wasn't much of an issue with this, high command agreed to this compromise.

G-444 has not been destroyed due to its potential applications as an easy torture method if Urbanshade requires it.

G-398 "Merryweather Lane" Document

Designation: G-398

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Intermediate

Containment Class: Simple

Expense Class: Costless

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: Between 19:20 and 19:30, no fewer than 3 Mobile Task Force Echo-12 members in full civilian attire are to be stationed at the middle crossing on Merryweather Lane, ████████, joining the city centre with the houses on Broadland Street. Between 19:55 and 19:57, the MTF unit is to halt all pedestrian traffic going through this crossing. This is to be done with inconspicuous means, however, if necessary some physical force is permitted.

Description: G-398 is a typical pedestrian crossing in the middle of Merryweather Lane, ████████. G-398 has only one notable feature that differs it from other pedestrian crossings, that being that for the duration of the day that is marked as 19:56, any pedestrians which attempt to cross the street using the crossing will be hit by a black 1980s Mercedes-Benz which is driving at 100% lethal speeds, referred to as G-398-2. When a pedestrian steps foot on Merryweather Lane during the active period, G-398 will manifest roughly 100 metres east of the crossing, and will drive west until it hits the pedestrian, where it then drives a bit further and then demanifests.

It is to be noted that G-398 cannot be destroyed, obstructed, concealed, or moved. This is not due to any physical issues, but due to the fact that any attempts in doing so have resulted in failure as anybody attempting any of these things will not be able to complete the task. When questioned, these individuals can never explain why they weren't able to complete the task, other than they had a feeling that they shouldn't.

G-398 was first found after Urbanshade Agent Amelia ████ was killed by G-398-2 in front of Agent Jacob Smith. This led to an investigation after Agent Jacob insisted that the car just suddenly appeared, and Urbanshade operatives then discovered G-398.

After multiple tests using LR-P personnel, the finer details of G-398 were discovered. This includes the fact that G-398-2 has some sort of self-censoring properties, as any witnesses of G-398-2 manifesting and demanifesting have claimed to not remember anything of the sorts, G-398-2 simply seemingly being removed from their memories. Witnesses of G-398-2 in general also fall victim to light censoring, as they cannot recall specific details about the car. As well as this, detailed information (Specifically the license plate) is removed in general, even if written down or recorded via photograph, it will soon disappear. Because of this, it has been deemed that no further information about G-398 can be discovered, and testing has since been halted.

Addendum: G-398-A

On ██/██/████, Dr ███████ requested permission for testing on G-398 for the purpose of discovering more information. Although believed to be pointless, permission was granted anyway as High Command didn't see any issues with the plan, and Dr ███████ was granted access to 5 LR-P personnel.

For the first test, Dr ███████ set up multiple video and photo recording tools around G-398, and also readied a pen and paper to record information. He then forced one of the LR-P subjects to cross the road during an active period, and as G-398 passed by he attempted to write down the registration of the car. He had only managed to complete the first 4 characters of the registration though before G-398-2 demanifested, those being [DATA EXPUNGED].

Afterwards, Dr ███████ went back to the Urbanshade facility he works at and proceeded to view all pieces of information recording G-398-2. As expected, all the pictures and videos, as well as his mind had been completely wiped of all knowledge concerning the license plate of G-398-2. However, the piece of paper he wrote on still retained the information. Dr ████████ then formed a hypothesis on how the censoring worked, and went back to G-398 the next day with another LR-P to confirm it. As expected, when he completed the paper with the full license plate of G-398-2, the information was wiped soon after. This confirmed his hypothesis that G-398 won't wipe information if it isn't considered as information about it.

The following 3 days, Dr ███████ proceeded to use the last 3 LR-Ps in his possession to write three separate papers, which together would complete the license plate. He made sure to keep them far away from each other, and stored them in different sections of the site. He then proceeded to present his findings to the facility's High Command, and explained a few possible plans of action to possibly discover where the license plate leads.

A week later, Dr ███████ was notified that his plan was approved, and that Urbanshade had gotten access to law enforcement systems to track license plates. Dr ███████ then gathered 3 Urbanshade operatives to send each piece of the license plate to one account not in proper order. The operative who received these messages was then told that the correct order is the 3rd message, then the 1st message, then the 2nd message. This operative then rearranged the characters in the right order and input the details into the system. Surprisingly, an actual address was given. This operative then searched up the location of this address and converted it into coordinates. They then split the coordinates into 10 parts and sent each one to a different account in a random order. As they did this, they sent a voice recording to Dr ███████ saying the correct order of the messages with the coordinates, that being 7, 4, 3, 1, 8, 5, 2, 9, 10, and finally 6. The operative also told Dr ███████ "North Pacific".

4 days later, Dr ███████ organised multiple teams and sent them to different areas of the North Pacific Ocean. He then requested the messages with the coordinates of the location on them, and unscrambled the coordinates using the order the operative had told him 4 days prior. After inputting the exact coordinates into his computer, he checked what team was nearest to the area and found that one team was nearby and almost directly southwest of the location. Dr ███████ then called the team and told them to head northeast.

After 30 minutes of travel, the team found a regular house in the middle of the ocean. The team described it as looking as if it was simply cut out and dropped there, with the ground the home rested on being perfectly square. The team proceeded to dock and climb up the island, and eventually reached the top where they all waited by the front door. Once everybody was ready, they knocked on the door and, surprisingly, got a response. When the door opened, they were greeted by a humanoid figure (Details censored). It invited them in and told them to sit down in the living room. The agents described it as "cosy". The figure went into a backroom and returned with a cup of warm tea and proceeded to give it to one of the operatives, and then repeated this gesture to all operatives and himself. Once everyone had something to drink, the figure sat down and began to speak. The following is a transcript of the recorded audio.

Figure: Greetings! I haven't had a visitor here in ages, it feels good to have some guests again!
Operative 1: It's our pleasure, sir.
Figure: Oh don't call me sir! Right, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm [Heavy Static].
Operative 2: Hello [Heavy Static], I'm Rodrey.
[All 6 agents proceeded to introduce themselves]
Figure: I must say, you all have wonderful names!
Operative 1: Thank you, sir.
Figure: Oh I told you to not bother with the courtesies!
Operative 1: My apologies, sir, it's just how I speak.
Figure: Alright then. Anyway! What brings you travellers to my abode?
Operative 1: We are here for answers.
Figure: Answers? To what?
Operative 1: Well for starters, are you aware of anomalies?
Figure: What do you mean?
Operative 1: Things that don't make sense, things that shouldn't be possible, you know, magic you may call it, or something completely different, but it is very much real. As I am sure you know.
Figure: Yes, yes. I'm aware.
Operative 1: Good, let's continue then. Are you aware what a car is?
Figure: Of course!
Operative 1: We were led here by the license plate of an anomalous car, you could say.
Figure: Well that's interesting.
Operative 1: This car was killing people.
Figure: Oh my, how tragic.
Operative 1: Do you have any connections with this car?
Figure: Certainly not.
Operative 1: Then why does the registration, which censors itself, lead us to this location out of anywhere.
Figure: That is a good question.
Operative 1: We're not here to play games, sir, if you know anything, say it now.
Figure: I don't think I like your tone.
Operative 1: That's unfortunate.
Figure: Here, let's calm down for a second.
Operative 1: What do you know about the anomalous crosswalk on Merryweather Lane or the car that is summoned there.
Figure: I said let's calm down.
Operative 1: What-
Operative 2: Listen to him, calm down a bit.
Operative 1: I am calm.
Operative 2: Then relax for a minute.
Figure: Now then... As I said, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Operative 3: And yet you know about anomalies?
Figure: Of course I do.
Operative 3: And why would that be so obvious?
Figure: This whole place, you think an ordinary man would live here? The grumpy guy seemed to have it figured out.
Operative 3: That's true.
Figure: This place... is like a purgatory for me. An abode of the damned. A place for me to suffer in perfect misery. To lament my sins. It's just so... lonely, here. It feels like I haven't had guests in an eternity, and yet it also feels like an instant. I used to... not be here. I was like you. A normal everyman. And now, I'm here. Forever.
Operative 4: And why is that?
Figure: To atone for my sins.
Operative 4: What sins?
Figure: I'm... not sure.
Operative 5: What do you mean you're not sure?
Figure: I don't remember. I'm sorry. I just know some things about myself, and don't know other things. But as far as I remember, this has always been my life.
Operative 1: You don't remember any people either, I assume? Figure: I... remember one. I don't know his name. His real name, I mean. I could've sworn he had told me, but all I remember him as is... "The Carpenter".
Operative 1: The Carpenter.
Figure: Yes.
Operative 1: Do you know what they did?
Figure: Not in the slightest. Except... I remember them talking about these "anomalies".
Operative 1: Continue.
Figure: I don't remember much else, they were talking about some sort of antique gramophone or something. And that they were making a drawer.
Operative 1: Nothing else?
Figure: Nothing.
Operative 1: Thank you for your time, then.
[Transcript, end]

After this, the team returned to base and reported on what had happened. However, in 3 days time all the information was forgotten and removed from all records, besides what is in this file. Dr ███████ was never seen again either. The same method he tried was attempted, but the censoring properties seemed to have gotten stronger, being able to tell if someone was looking for answers about G-398. Search teams were sent all across the North Pacific to find the location detailed above, and even after searching everywhere, the location was never discovered. An order has been given from Urbanshade High Command to not continue research into G-398, as it is pointless. After all, it's a nice sunny day on Merryweather Lane.

G-310 "Bundle of Razors" Document

Designation: G-310

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Slight

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Costless

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Applicable

Containment Protocol: G-310 is to be kept in a grade A item containment locker at the Hadal Blacksite. When handling G-310, it is crucial that no skin contact is made; A standard issue hazmat suit is advised. G-310 should be handled with extreme care and caution as for it to not make contact with any other biological beings either.

Description: G-310 is a palm-sized ball of multiple razors of varying sizes, tied together with wire of a medium thickness. These razors are deceptively sharp, being able to cut bare skin with the "blunt" side. G-310 was discovered at a school in Orlando, Florida, after a student was seen being cut apart by seemingly thin air.

Once a biological object is cut by G-310, no matter the size of the wound, cuts will begin appearing on and inside the subjects body (Referred to as G-310-1). The process is slow at first, a tiny papercut appearing every few minutes. After approximately half an hour, the frequency of the cuts begin to worsen and the sizes begin to increase. By the one hour mark, there will be cuts appearing approximately once every 10 seconds, and will be large enough to appear like a surface cut from a slashing knife. By 90 minutes, G-310-1 will be getting cut roughly once per second with large slashing marks spraying blood everywhere. The longest a human has been recorded to survive G-310's effects is 93 minutes and 2 seconds. It is to be noted that G-310's effects will not stop until the entire mass has been reduced to nothing.

During a meeting discussing what to do with G-310, an employee suggested trying to figure out the limits of its power. This suggestion was approved and one instance of the Vultus Limunaria species was captured and brought in for testing. After being introduced to G-310, the same known anomalous features were recorded to happen. However, as the test went on, the frequency and size ramping never appeared to stop. By 150 minutes, the G-130-1 instance was being cut roughly 10 times per second with cuts 2 studs in length, on average. The G-130-1 instance died at 167 minutes exactly, and much was learnt from the test.

G-130 as of yet has no limit to the frequency or size of the cuts, other than the durability of its target. The largest recorded cut is approximately 6 studs in length and 1 stud in width at its widest. The highest frequency of cuts recorded is 18 times per second.

On September 17th, 2025, testing on Z-367 was approved. Z-367 was restrained and G-310 was introduced into its containment. LR-P personnel then made G-310 make contact with Z-367, then left the room with G-310 in hand. Z-367 began experiencing the typical effects of G-310. This shocked the researchers as up until now Z-367 was thought to be impervious to damage. Although the effects of G-310 appeared to be slowed, they were still steadily increasing in power. At 213 minutes, Z-367 was being torn apart by the effects of G-310, its body mass greatly reduced. However, at 214 minutes and 39 seconds, G-310 effects suddenly ceased. After carefully observing Z-367, the researchers noticed that all of its biological mass was destroyed, however as previously discovered, not all of Z-367 is biological in nature. Although the severe reduction in size from the experiment resulted in the restraints detaching from Z-367, it was too weakened to combat personnel, and it was brought back to containment without incident.

G-300 "Exploding Pet Phenomenon" Document

Designation: G-300

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Intermediate

Containment Class: Simple

Expense Class: Cheap

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: Urbanshade operatives are to immediately investigate and conceal all reports of pets spontaneously exploding, and a cover up story is then to be published.

Description: G-300 is the designation given to a phenomenon where a pet will spontaneously explode. This is extremely rare, but possible nonetheless. However, due to the low chances and immense randomness of G-300, no precautions are to be taken with pets.

G-300 was discovered after G-298 spontaneously exploded during a party at Site 699, killing many personnel. We hope this never happens to an anomaly again.

G-298 "Itty Bitty Kitty" Document

Designation: G-298

Status: Destroyed

Danger Class: Harmless

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Cheap

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: G-298's main home is located in the east wing of Site 699, near the cafeteria, however it is to be taken on walks around and outside the site under supervision daily. It is to be fed well and not disturbed during nap time, lest you want to disturb the baby's rest.

Description: G-298 is an orange Domestic Short Hair kitten which is permanently stuck at 6 months old in both physical and mental age. G-298 is very active and curious when awake, which is roughly a third of the day. The other two thirds of the time G-298 can be found napping around random hallways in Site 699. If a sleeping G-298 is encountered, do not disturb it. G-298 is also considered the unofficial mascot of Site 699, everybody loves him.

Addendum: G-298-A

Holy fucking shit what the fuck he just exploded everybody died we were all petting him at the weekly party and he just went meow and blew up.

G-207 "Mr. Tuxedo" Document

Designation: G-207

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Harmless

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Cheap

Profit Class: Negligible

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: G-207-1 is to be allowed to free roam Site 32 and be given proper care and attention. These procedures are led by Dr Frederick and Dr Von Cooper. G-207-2 instances are to be left around the site in these locations:

G-207-2-A: G-207's sleeping quarters.
G-207-2-B: G-207's play area.
G-207-2-C: The site cafeteria.
G-207-2-D: Dr Frederick's room.
G-207-2-E: Dr Von Cooper's room.
G-207-2-F: The employee lounge.
G-207-2-G: The courtyard.

Description: G-207-1 is a large white bunny with highly above average intelligence. It has learnt a lot of English phrases and has developed its own small language system of sorts to communicate with staff using gestures and sounds, being comparable to a small child.

G-207-1 was discovered in a circus, being utilised in magic tricks and such. One day, an Urbanshade employee witnessed these magic tricks up close and realised that it truly was magic. G-207-1, who was named "Mr. Tuxedo" by its owner, was soon confiscated and brought to Site 32 for research.

G-207-1 is able to use a collection of 7 black top hats as wormholes into seemingly another dimension, and is able to leave this dimension through any one of the top hats. Each top hat has a different coloured line going around its circumference, these being:

G-207-2-A: White
G-207-2-B: Red
G-207-2-C: Green
G-207-2-D: Blue
G-207-2-E: Yellow
G-207-2-F: Purple
G-207-2-G: Orange

These top hats have been placed in certain locations around Site 32 for ease of transport for G-207-1, and they should not be moved.

G-207-1 is mostly kept around to boost morale at Site 32, however occasionally it will be used in magic tricks with rich audiences for Urbanshade to obtain easy money.

Addendum: G-207-A

G-207-1 has found a Mrs. Tuxedo, rejoice. On 07/05/2025, a 2nd bunny was seen exiting G-207-2-G along with G-207-1. After running various tests, although they are shy, Mrs. Tuxedo has been found to be of a similar intelligence level to G-207-1, and is also capable of traversing through G-207-2. She has been promptly given the designation of G-207-1-B.

G-131 "Cosmic Gas" Document

Designation: G-131

Status: Destroyed

Designation: G-30

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Armageddon

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Costless

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Advantageous

Containment Protocol: G-30-1 is to be kept in an Armageddon class item container locked with an 8 digit code at Site ██. Each of the 8 members of Site Command have access to 2 digits of this code, this is to prevent a minority of the Site Command either accessing G-30-1 without permission or withholding access to G-30-1. The locker is outfitted with heavy explosives on its outside which will detonate if the wrong code is inputted or if excess force is used on the container. These explosives can also be detonated remotely with the permission of Urbanshade High Command.

The container G-30-1 resides in is placed inside of a heavily armoured vault which is not to be accessed without proper authorisation. A minimum of 12 guards are to be present there at all times to ensure this.

After Incident G-30-A, the code to open the locker of G-30-1 is to be changed every month, make sure to exercise immense caution when enacting this procedure.

Description: G-30-1 is a book that details the processes of a ritual that can be used in order to summon a portal to another realm, labelled G-30-2. In order to perform this ritual, you must produce a specific symbol out of blood on the ground. Then you must gather the amount of human souls necessary to summon the portal(s) and place them on the symbol, and kill them whilst chanting a specific phrase repeatedly. The larger the portal needed is and the more portals you need, the soul requirement will be larger.

If this process is completed correctly, you can then offer yet another amount of souls that "belong" to you to a creature residing in G-30-2, known as the "Arbiter" or G-30-3, and then you must then tell G-30-3 a location. When the souls are offered, a portal will appear above the location of the offered souls (If there are multiple locations, there will be multiple portals). Out of the portal will reach out a large grey hand, known as G-30-4, which will then grab the entire location where the souls resided in, and bring it up into G-30-2.

After this procedure is complete, another portal will appear in the location you told G-30-3. Out of the portal will come out a humanoid entity known as G-30-5. G-30-5 is an avatar of G-30-3, and it wears a cloak covering its whole body along with a mask. From the viewers perspective, the cloak is black on the right half and white on the left half. The mask follows the same pattern but flipped, white being on the right and black being on the left.

G-30-5 will do anything that it is commanded to do by its summoner. The size and strength of G-30-5 is typically determined by the amount of souls sacrificed and taken by G-30-4, with a few exceptions.

Recorded forms of G-30-5 include:

1 soul sacrifice: A 7 stud tall humanoid with extremely above average strength for a human.
3 soul sacrifices: A 10 stud tall human with immense jump power and overall strength. It was capable of surviving without an arm and half its torso.
8 soul sacrifices: A 20 stud tall humanoid which could crush cars.
24 soul sacrifices: A 35 stud tall humanoid that could tear through 1 stud thick reinforced steel with ease.
100 soul sacrifices: An 8 stud tall humanoid that could move at 3500 studs per second for limited periods of time, and could destroy Armageddon class item lockers with incredible ease.
~1000 soul sacrifice: A ~100 stud tall humanoid that was able to wreak havoc on the Hadal Blacksite.
~1.6 million soul sacrifices: A ~4000 stud tall humanoid with abnormally long limbs. It was capable of causing a magnitude ~9 earthquake with a single punch.

G-30 was discovered after a small group formed by rogue Urbanshade members had managed to seize control of a medium sized company based in the town of ████████, Norway. On April 24, 2021, they sacrificed the roughly 1000 souls working for the company and summoned a ~100 stud tall G-30-5 instance on top of the Hadal Blacksite. It then crashed into it and proceeded to rip apart multiple sectors, being able to brush off sustained gunfire from heavy weaponry. 5 minutes into the incident, the G-30-5 tore off the east wall of a room where Heavenpiercher testing was taking place. The team was notified beforehand and had already positioned the Heavenpiercher to face the east wall, and a point blank shot was fired into the head of the G-30-5 instance, causing it to stumble around and die after around 30 seconds.

It is unknown how this group came to possess G-30, or what its origins are, but the group has been fully abolished and G-30 was retrieved from the leader.

Due to the incredible potential strength of G-30-5, it is regularly used on missions requiring large amounts of strength by sacrificing the necessary amount of LR-Ps.

Addendum: G-30-A

On October 14, 2025, a conspiracy involving G-30 was discovered and barely halted in time. A group which sought after world domination had managed to become a sort of shadow government, taking control of India. At this time, G-30 was contained at the Hadal Blacksite, and secret agents imbedded in Urbanshade had slowly managed to figure out the code to the item container holding G-30 over years of intelligence gathering. It is also to be noted that at this time, the container was simply kept in the office of Section Director Phobos, and so when Z-13 started causing chaos around the Blacksite, the members of this group took their chance at stealing G-30-1.

Although they managed to steal G-30-1 successfully, they were unable to make it to a submarine without being noticed, as they were identified as traitors by multiple Guardsmen who saw them steal G-30-1. In order for the plan to succeed, one of the members ended up sacrificing the other 3 in order to create a makeshift bodyguard. With the help of the 10 stud tall G-30-5 instance, the remaining member managed to reach a submarine and escape, leaving the G-30-5 instance in the Blacksite to not ruin their cover, as the Urbanshade members on the surface had not yet been told that they were a traitor.

Upon reaching the surface, the individual with G-30-1 ended up being stopped at the dock and wasn't allowed to leave along with everyone else to make sure that Blacksite secrecy would not get compromised. After 15 minutes, the surface teams were informed of G-30-1 being stolen, and the traitor was apprehended.

After hours of interrogation, Urbanshade found out that the group had planned to sacrifice the entire population of India to fulfill their plans of world domination via strength. However, due to their plans being discovered, the group was entirely tracked down by Urbanshade special agents.

G-30 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-28 "Wildfire" Document (WIP)

Designation: G-28

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Massacre

Containment Class:

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Profit Class:

Utility Class:

Containment Protocol:

Description:

G-28 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-19 "Abyss Reaper" Document (WIP)

Designation: G-19

Status: Anomalous

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G-13 "Sebastian Solace" Document

Designation: G-13

Status: Anomalous

Danger Class: Harmless

Containment Class: Easy

Expense Class: Costless

Profit Class: Worthless

Utility Class: Unusable

Containment Protocol: N/A

Description: G-13 is a phenomenon pertaining to all universes, where at some point in time, a being with the name "Sebastian Solace" will be created. These beings have no special traits, features, or powers in life, however in death they are bound to a dimension unimaginably worse than the deepest depths of the Banlands, forced to experience eternal suffering for all time and beyond. This information was discovered by Urbanshade after [DATA EXPUNGED].

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Urbanshade Divisions + All Known Staff

• Mr Shade - CEO of Urbanshade

-Board of Finance-

-Unknown Branch-

• Operative ███████ - Ordered the destruction of the recordings mentioned in the Z-90 document. • Guardsman Brian Christopher - Accidently killed the creator of the p.AI.nter and was demoted to LR-P along with his team.

-Hadal Division-

• Overseer Werner - Absorbed by the Mask of Sadness
• Section Director Phobos - Absorbed by the Mask of Sadness
• Elite Guardsman ██████ - Killed by Sebastian and had his keycard stolen
• Dr. Kleiner - Absorbed by the Mask of Sadness
• Dr. ████ - The first individual during the Hadal lockdown to be absorbed into the Mask of Sadness
• Dr. ████████ - Turned the AD-E back on in the Valcula Void Mass containment
• Guardsman Henry ███████ - Gave the Mask of Sadness "PTSD" by shooting at it
• Unnamed Guardsman - Died to the Searchlights.
• Z-13: Sebastian Solace - Sebastian was falsely accused of 9 murders and was sentenced to death by electric chair. Urbanshade took him off death row to become an LR-P. He was then experimented on and was given the DNA of multiple animals which caused his body to heavily mutate into a 19 metre long abomination. After Urbanshade found out he was innocent in 2015, he was promoted to MR-P which gave him a lot better living conditions, and in 2025 he caused the Blacksite lockdown after he had built up an immunity to anaesthetics and killed an Elite Guardsman, stealing his keycard.
• The Expendable we play as - A convict from a high security prison who signed up to retrieve Z-2 from the Blacksite during the lockdown as an EXR-P. They were possessed by the player who proceeded to control their actions. After dying multiple times and being revived by Mr Lopee who made Sebastian pay the Ferryman, they finally reached the crystal and brought it back to the surface for Urbanshade. Then, they received a large sum of money and freedom from Urbanshade, and the player presumably left their body.

-N.O.S.T. Subdivision-

• Noli - A powerful myth revived by Urbanshade, writer of the Necrobloxicon, and director of the N.O.S.T.
• River - An employee who gave it his all fighting the Guardian Angel of the Banlands, later had a Trenchbleeder named after him.

-Bioparanormal Division-

• Grade █ Bioparanormal Researcher Dr. ██████ - Researches Pandemonium along with his juniors (Note this character is only used in a non-canon document)

-Hazards and Ethics Division-

-Expedition Division-

-Infiltration Division-

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Addendum: G-3237-A

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Incident Report: G-3237-1-1

Incident Report: G-3237-1-2

Incident Report: G-3237-1-3

Incident Report: G-3237-1-4

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Z-1 and Z-2 Informational Guide

G-3237 Culture Informational Guide

G-2880 "Flesh Baby" Document (WIP)

G-1667 "Jaws of the Earth" Document

G-1043 "Take Care" Document

G-967 "O' Death" Document

G-699 "Timeless Burial Chamber" Document

G-580 "Light of the False Sun" Document

G-444 "The Torture TV" Document

G-398 "Merryweather Lane" Document

Addendum: G-398-A

G-310 "Bundle of Razors" Document

G-300 "Exploding Pet Phenomenon" Document

G-298 "Itty Bitty Kitty" Document

Addendum: G-298-A

G-207 "Mr. Tuxedo" Document

Addendum: G-207-A

G-131 "Cosmic Gas" Document

Addendum: G-131-A

G-110 "Throne of Lies" Document (WIP)

G-109 "█████████ Town" Document (WIP)

G-99 "A.R.E.S. Subjugator" Document (WIP)

G-93 "The Polyglot" Document (WIP)

G-85 "Hideous Mass" Document (WIP)

G-85 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-73 "Sly Puppeteers" Document (WIP)

G-73 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-56 "The Stampede" Document

G-56 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-42 "The Mindflayer" Document (WIP)

G-42 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-37 "Liar Fire" Document (WIP)

G-30 "Arbitration" Document

Addendum: G-30-A

G-30 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-28 "Wildfire" Document (WIP)

G-28 Gameplay Suggestion (WIP)

G-19 "Abyss Reaper" Document (WIP)

G-13 "Sebastian Solace" Document

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